The limited time experience

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I'm not going to tell you a story. We are just regular superstars. the limited time offer is offered limitedly, this time. Pacemore is a special place. Copasetic is there. The Greene brothers have solved the mathematical calculation of dope beats. Greeniuses some people call them.

Who watches the watchmen? The watchmen watchers, duh. Don't get stupid with me, buddy. I've had way more practice than you. I'm gonna say a lot of stuff, it sounds great. this bio is liek this so you know we didn't get 'help' making it. human hands. Brains. Whatever.

COPASETIC

Vocals

Cope is a subtextual rapper, always the double meaning. It's hot. ...it gets him in a lot of trouble. He's convinced that nobody listens to the lyrics anyways so he might as well say a bunch of nonsense. Breaking your balls and breaking the rules.

That's his style. Annoying.

JORDAN GREENE

Guitar

The best way I can accurately describe Jordan is that he's the most craziest, focused on not stopping learning things guy ever.

He's locked in. My guy is a musical sponge. Leave some talent for the rest of us, jerk! Don't give him a guitar or we're gonna cry. Relax ladies.

DARCY GREENE

Bass

The eldest, and some people say the coolest, brother of the three Greenes. Darcy is Donatello, using his intellect to deploy his unique understanding behind bass reality.

Key, key guy. He plays many instruments and infuses our jams with the perfectness.

DAKOTA GREENE

Drums

Shrouded in mystery. Everyone wants to know. It's a secret though. Tough nuts. Definitely has the coolest name. Plays the big round things in the back. Not those. The drums. Get your mind out of the gutter. Sheesh. He provides the excellent drumsmanship we make music with.

JAMES MULHOLLAND

Drums

James helped create the foundation for Pacemore but had to move away for work. Gah! He's a sick drummer tho. Boss.

WHO IS NOT ALLOWED?

It would be a terrible business model to just give all this cool stuff away to anyone with an email address. No. We have to verify that you are legitimately special enough to qualify for all the free gifts, exclusive content and enormous discounts that the biggest, most seriously unserious music fans deserve. Are you one of us?